The Henry VIII Mask
The Henry VIII Mask

The Henry VIII Mask

Regular price $12.00 Most garments are offered on a made-to-order basis. Please allow for 3-5 weeks of lead time.

Our Henry VIII is based on the field armor of the notorious king of England, a piece currently on view at The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York. This intricately designed suit was crafted for the king late in his life (what I like to call his “fat Elvis” period), which he wore into battle during his last military campaign despite his infirmities at the time. But you can get all of the artistry without any of the gout in our take on this beautiful armor. 😉

Please be advised that masks are not returnable.

Our model is wearing a size S.

The S measures 6.5 inches across, from ear loop to front. The M measures 7 inches. The L measures 7.5 inches.

To get the best fit, I recommend measuring your face from the bridge of your nose to the back of your earlobe. Match that measurement to the mask's, rounding down. I wear a S, and my distance is almost exactly 6.5". Luke wears a M, and his distance is about 7". If you're between sizes, size down: it's better to get a tighter seal than to have it gapping around your face, they do stretch.


Lorica masks are made with a single layer of scuba-type fabric with a center seam. Aerosols do not visibly penetrate them, and they have been tested to filter dust. I don't feel comfortable making the claim that my masks are going to make you impervious to any virus, but maybe they'll give you a little more courage to face the day. If they at least make going outside with a face covering one iota less dreadful, and one iota more powerful, I hope they're something worth making.

All masks have been washed once, but do consider washing a second time before wearing (especially if you are sensitive to certain detergents: I use Tide).

79% Polyester, 21% Spandex
Moisture repellent
Made in the USA


We believe in "slow fashion" to reduce waste from mass production, so many of our garments are made-to-order, and we often keep little in stock. Please allow 3-5 weeks for shipment of your items with that in mind!

Domestic orders are shipped via USPS: rates will vary based on selected service, package weight, and location (we ship from Potomac, MD). Sales tax of 6% will be charged for orders shipped to Maryland.

International orders are shipped via USPS International in combination with your local postal service. International customers are responsible for all customs duties, VAT taxes, and any other applicable taxes, fees, or actions required In your country to receive your goodies.


Domestic returns are free! We offer returns within 30 days of receipt of your goodies. We can't offer exchanges, unfortunately, but you are welcome to initiate a return and repurchase another pair in the correct size or style.

If you wish to return any unworn and unwashed items, please contact to receive a prepaid return label. International orders should still contact for a return address, but unfortunately we cannot cover return postage for customers outside of the US. Please include in your email:

Order Number
Full Name
Product Name
Reason (e.g. wrong size)

After we have received the Items In satisfactory condition, we will refund the purchase amount (less initial shipping charges).

If you received a faulty or incorrect item, please email us at so we can make it right!

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
Absolutely perfect!

Let me start by saying that I HATE wearing masks. I wear an uncomfortable N95 for my job, and avoid doing things outside of work that require a mask.

That said, the world we live in requires them, so I figured, if I have to wear one, it might as well be one that looks amazing, so I bought one here.

It's soft, comfortable, and looks amazing. I still hate wearing a mask, but at least I get to look good doing it now.